Catalina Loves

I’m feeling very inspired right now. I just finished watching an “instructional video” on rope bondage. I love instructional video porn because it’s really just porn without the ridiculous script. In this case, however, it is actually an instructional video. It is amongst an entire collection of them in a video on demand library that I am fortunate to have access to online (connections, baby!). So far, I have slept in and then spent my 4th of July watching instructional videos and avoiding the hot, hot sun.

Because of my recent interest in exploring my domme side, I have watched a CBT video (which I’m not sure I could really get in to), a How-To Give a Prostate Massage video, and a Rope Bondage video. I was so excited about the rope bondage video that I felt inspired to write this post. Seriously. Because I’ve been tied up as a submissive, and I’ve admired others’ rope work (Nikki Nefarious comes to mind, off the top of my head), but I’ve never even considered learning how to do it for myself until today. Now, I can’t wait to find a willing subject!

So if you are like me, and you are dying to learn rope bondage but feel too stupid to ask someone to show you, then click here. You can watch the same movie I just watched. (Yeah, I saw it for free, but you’re going to have to pay for it… I think it’s a pretty good deal though if you normally buy or rent porn anyway. You would waste $7.95 on something else and not have nearly as much fun with it.) I promise you’ll feel as excited about it as I do. The man that ties the knots in this video is a huge dork, but he is very likeable. I liked it that he even showed how to tie a simple square knot (and you’d be amazed what you can do with that one knot!) He also gives some practical advice about what kind of rope to buy and where to get it (who knew that parachute cord from the army surplus store would be so useful?!) The woman that is in the video was also in the CBT video and gave the best head I have ever seen on film. Ever. I bookmarked it to show to my husband later, even, and not because of the CBT.

In the “How to give a prostate massage” video there are three separate scenes. In the first scene a woman (who obviously sleeps in late, too) gives the man a prostate massage and brings him to orgasm. In the second scene, a domme milks her subbie’s prostate without allowing him the orgasm, and in the third scene a woman read cue-cards obviously supplied by the Aneros company as the man in the scene got off (and I mean wow!) with the Aneros. Still, the video is worth seeing if only for the last scene alone. I looked over at my husband and I said to him, “We’re so getting one of those!”

So back to my Independence Day Porn-O-Rama!