All About Capricorn
Your patron planet is Saturn — Mr. No-Nonsense himself — and this is a great place to start explaining the nature of your sign. Astronomers and stargazers find those rings surrounding that beautiful planet simultaneously fascinating and lovely, but the colorful circles are also an appropriate symbol of one of the things Saturn holds dear: boundaries. After all, without self-discipline, order, rules and regulations, where would we be?

You won’t settle for anything less than exactly what you want, and once you have it, you tend to those you love much the same as you treat your most treasured items. The lucky person who ends up in a permanent relationship with you can rest assured that there’s absolutely nothing you won’t do to keep that relationship thriving, especially as the years go by and you invest more and more time into each other.

Your Naughty Horoscope
You can turn on a Cappie just by breathing on them. They are strong and responsible and have dignity. But, they are too easy to turn on sometimes… and watch out when they are horny, whoever is in the room better have protection. They are natural screamers and leave bite marks. They like sex as a favorite past time. [...] They like to do it in the shower…on the furniture…on other peoples furniture…on other peoples beds…cars…tents…boats….yep, if they are in the mood…it could be at the President’s inauguration …get ready for some nookie! They might seem at first sight rather cold and insensitive. But, when they warm up? There is no stopping them. They like to have the back of their knees licked. They live for tongue massages. They think porno is just sillly …who thought that up? But they will watch it to see if they are missing anything. Give them dim lighting, a roaring fireplace and a nice bottle of wine…you might as well reconcile yourself to the fact that you better leave the phones off for the entire weekend and order food in. They like to play games…as long as they are in charge. This is a misunderstood sign…they can be very kinky. As long as it is with people they love.

…I’d say it’s pretty accurate!

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