Catalina Loves

Random Facts:

1. I love email! Send me an email at catalinaloves AT gmail.com.
2. I have been happily and loyally married for eight years to my husband.
3. I am was a high school teacher.
4. I am also a fetish model and professional domme.
5. My safe word is Asparagus.
6. I graduated with an advanced degree in Romance Languages.
7. I have four three kitties.
8. I love to see women in corsets and men in suits. For me it is the ultimate representation of femininity and masculinity.
9. I can orgasm from having my neck kissed and licked.
10. I have traveled extensively (22 countries so far!)
11. I once lobbied at the White House for funding of Pell Grants and other monies that make it possible for adults (especially single moms) to return to college.
12. I met Oscar Arias in Costa Rica.
13. I was a survivor in a fatal (helicopter) crash.
14. I have only broken a toe, despite #13.
15. I do yoga every day, religiously.
16. Saturday is the day that Marky gets up with the kids and I can sleep in until noon.
17. I am obsessed with Coldplay.
18. I was once married to a transvestite logger (I’m not even kidding).
19. I have worked in the medical, business, and software industries, and now in education.
20. I once found a corpse in a dumpster at a 7-11 store in Phoenix.
21. I grew up with guns and can shoot very accurately (though I own no guns and I am personally pro-gun control.)
22. I lost my virginity to my boyfriend on prom night of my sophomore year of high school. We had sex in my kitchen on the floor, and then in the bathtub with the shower on. It wasn’t very good. I am certain that I didn’t orgasm.
23. I am a natural redhead.
24. I love secrets.
25. I wear black most days because I think then my red hair stands out more.
26. I love Ethiopian food.
27. I am a nocturnal person living in a diurnal world.
28. I am studying for the GMAT and plan to do an MBA. I would like to go back to grad school to study the sociology of commodity fetishism. In addition, I’m pretty sure I could write a dissertation on blogging.
29. My shoe size is 7 1/2 and I love to wear heels. They make you feel sexy and feminine.
30. I shave my arms (as well as my legs, etc.)
31. I’m bisexual (obvious if you read my blogs).
32. My worst first date: He took me to the dog races. Yes, that’s right, the DOG races.
33. My best first date: He flew me to San Francisco for the weekend.
34. I prefer the mountains to the beach.
35. I am currently searching for a submissive of my own.
36. I love practicing my knot tying skills out on … friends.
37. I have not eaten fast food since February of 2007. Any.
38. My dream car is a black Mercedes.
39. I worked for a (corrupt) minister for a while until I had to quit when he expected me to fuck him. He was my childhood friend’s father.
40. I love a good (cheap) bottle of wine — Kendall-Jackson’s Chardonnay at $12.99 a bottle will do just fine.
41. I love to play Mahjong, Scrabble, Unreal Tournament, and The Sims on the computer.
42. I love my husband and children.
43. I love to sing in the car.
44. I don’t make friends to fuck, but I end up fucking my friends.
45. I was born the same day as Jesus Christ and the same year as Snoop Dogg. It is also the year that my favorite poet, Pablo Neruda, won the Nobel Prize.
46. I wear Clinique Happy (perfume) pretty much every day.
47. I know how to play the flute, clarinet, oboe, and piccolo.
48. [As per Elizabeth] I am dearly loved, I have great boobs, and I got married in my pajamas.
49. I want to go skydiving.
50. I’m terrified of snakes.
51. I have Morton’s Toes.
52. I’ve never been unemployed long enough to file for unemployment.
53. I have a minor in Computer Science.
54. I love it that all my friends are somehow freaks who have seen my boobs.
55. I heart Lolcats.
56. I run 2.5 miles most days after work.
57. I always have my fingernails and toenails polished.
58. I have an IUD for birth control. Check them out - they are more effective (99.9%) than sterilization and require no surgery.
59. I’m a size 8.
60. I’m a huge nerd. In addition to catalinaloves.com, I also am working on corset and collar, breathplay.info, and mommedomme.com. When I have time, I work on catalinasays.com and at some point I’ll launch coldplaylivearchive.com. Who knows what’s next!
61. Many of my closest friends are people I’ve never met.
62. I am an incense snob - I prefer Srinivas Sugandhalaya Nag Champa - the blue box.
63. I read the Charlotte Craigslist Personals every single day.
64. I have all of the sports channels blocked in my tv.
65. I am a big fan of time shifting.
66. Because my sitter bailed out on me at the last minute, I still have never gone to a Halloween party (sorry you guys!!)
67. I can type 100 words per minute.
68. I wear a 34B bra.
69. I never give homework to my students on Fridays or the day before break.
70. I love writing my blog.
71. I had a Quiz Whiz and a Merlin when I was growing up. If you know what those are, you should definitely email me!
72. I love good old-fashioned Merrie Melodies Cartoons.
73. My first car was a Datsun B210 - orange.
74. I believe in cosmic connections.
75. My first computer was a Tandy 386.
76. My first cell phone was a bag phone.
77. My first album was Loverboy.
78. My first concert was David Bowie and Duran Duran.
79. I once had sex in Powell’s Books.
80. My favorite animal is the giraffe. They are weird.
81. My coffee order is always a grande skinny vanilla bean latte.
82. I’ve never gone to the circus.
83. I’m allergic to bees and carry an EpiPen with me everywhere I go.
84. I dream in Spanish.
85. My lipstick is Elizabeth Arden Perfect Coral.
86. I eat oatmeal almost every day for lunch.
87. I met my husband at a Samhain party where I was the date of a friend of his.
88. I love shopping at The Gap.
89. I am a textaholic. It’s true. I just bought a new phone with a QWERTY keyboard so that I can text with greater ease!
90. I have asthma.
91. I am homesick for Eugene right now.
92. I have three nieces and two nephews.
93. I exist on yogurt, cereal, and diet Pepsi.
94. There are close to 5,000 images on my hard drive.
95. I’ve developed a new fetish for Cuban heeled seamed stockings. I love how they look and I love wearing them with a garter belt — even just to go to work. Very sexy.
96. It grosses me out to see kids wiggle their loose teeth.
97. I’m currently reading La Nada Cotidiana by Zoé Valdés.
98. I own only one pair of panties that isn’t a thong, and they’re cute little boy shorts.
99. I wear glasses (astigmatism).
100. I am reviewing a book called, Better Sex Through Yoga for my blog.
101. I like to make blanket forts in the living room.
102. Abbey Road is my favorite Beatles album.
103. I am amazed that more people don’t know that the CIA admitted to importing cocaine into the US in order to fund the Iran-Contra scandal.
104. I consider myself to be super big and tough.
105. I fell for the Google April Fools Day Joke (again) despite my proclamation of vigilance.
106. I love Rice Krispie Treats more than anything in the whole wide world.
107. I really miss my sister.
108. Nikki just colored my hair jet black and cut it into a little bob for me.
109. I just colored it back to red.
110. I am currently reading Dirty Girls, Erotica for Women.
111. It’s good to be Catalina Ramirez.

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